These days they probably make a concerted effort to keep guys like Franz out.
Julia Orwell
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Who Will Be The Next Member Of The Governing Body To Defect From The Corporation?
by frankiespeakin inwhile it may seem unlikely which of the currant governing body members do you feel would be most likely to defect?
i know it is a loaded question.. what about wealthy anthony morris iii?
or mark sanderson or geoffrey jackson?
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If you told anyone what the AGM was about before it was screened in their cong, you could DIE!
by Julia Orwell inamong the inane fb comments i've come across about the agm, this one stood out as more inane than the most enthusiastic jw slobbering:.
"before we start taking about what happened at the agm we must be absolutely certain that all the meetings are over.
make sure that we are obedient in the small things ago that we will be obedient in the big things.
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Julia Orwell
Bible masturbation: " I don't know if this sounds a bit odd, but I keep patting it and rubbing it like it was a kitty.. if you know what I mean. You know that soft silky smooth feeling you get and how calming it makes you feel.. and I still have this grin on my face.. I can't stop."
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If you told anyone what the AGM was about before it was screened in their cong, you could DIE!
by Julia Orwell inamong the inane fb comments i've come across about the agm, this one stood out as more inane than the most enthusiastic jw slobbering:.
"before we start taking about what happened at the agm we must be absolutely certain that all the meetings are over.
make sure that we are obedient in the small things ago that we will be obedient in the big things.
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Julia Orwell
Here's another good one: " If we listen to governing body we will be all fine and be blessed in everything we do ;-))"
Share your best ones!!!
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If you told anyone what the AGM was about before it was screened in their cong, you could DIE!
by Julia Orwell inamong the inane fb comments i've come across about the agm, this one stood out as more inane than the most enthusiastic jw slobbering:.
"before we start taking about what happened at the agm we must be absolutely certain that all the meetings are over.
make sure that we are obedient in the small things ago that we will be obedient in the big things.
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Julia Orwell
Among the inane FB comments I've come across about the AGM, this one stood out as more inane than the most enthusiastic JW slobbering:
"Before we start taking about what happened at the AGM we must be absolutely certain that all the meetings are over. Make sure that we are obedient in the small things ago that we will be obedient in the big things. Our lives are involved."
Yep, if you blab about the AGM before all the meetings are over you WILL DIE!
Here's another good one: The JW who unfriended me and chucked a bit wobbly at me because I said the JWs need a new translation because the old NWT was awkward to read said this: " Jehovah blessed us all with this timely gift and may we concentrate now to use this new sword with skill in defence of his Holy Name... "
I couldn't resist sending her a somewhat snarky message reminding her of how she treated me when I said ahead of time the NWT needed revising.
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Young children baptism
by zound into further push the young children baptisms take a look at this image:.
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Julia Orwell
That guy looks like he just doesn't want to baptise the kid...
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Wife update
by problemaddict inif you want the short version, scroll down to "short version".. .
so i am at 1200 posts or so (only about 6 were probably of note), and i still havenlt told my story and probably won't for some time.
basically, i was a born in who has served in other countries, as an ms, and given talks etc... my wife and i were in foreign language, have co's we have counted as close family friends, and were basically the golden boy and girl of their respective areas.
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Julia Orwell
Well done. Patience. You have something on your side JWs don't: time!!!
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The Big AGM News is That There Was No News
by cofty init was totally vacuous.
despite the promise of "new light" in the opening talk there was nothing.. a few of the more clumsy phrases in the nwt have been improved, and it has a nice new grey cover - so what?.
i am thinking about the jws who have spent a lifetime waiting on paradise.
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Julia Orwell
We have a new bible! Jehovah is really speeding up the work. The end is soooo close! And the governing body, oh! Ah! They are SUCH good speakers! So humble! Loesch is SOOO nice!
I'm not making that up as parody as I've really heard such expressions.
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A small observation from the AGM...
by sir82 in...but it struck me as significant anyway.. i attended at a jw assembly hall, and was sitting behind a pretty typical jw family.
2 kids about ages 8 & 5, frazzled hen-pecked husband, and....the mom.
the lady of the house.
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Julia Orwell
Hey u know what it's like when the jws get to hear one of the gibbering buddies on a convention, so I can imagine what it must have been like to hear all 8 of them...orgasms of worship.
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The New New World Translation: What a Blessing!
by breakfast of champions inthis new new world translation just puts god's holy word in a whole new new light for me!
just check out this comparison, and add some of your own if you wish!.
numbers 31: 17, 18 old new world translation.
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Julia Orwell
In a polygamist culture/culture practicing concubinage boys would have no value.
As for the price of this wonderful tome, bibles round here range brand new from five bucks up.
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OMG! "One Shade Of Grey" Is the New Light! Worse Climax Since My Wedding Night!
by AuntConnie ini am the wife of a selfish jw, most everything is anti-climatic, no romance, no happy endings and he never has asked me how i enjoyed it.
the biggest waste of time since last monday when we had a twenty second quickie!
the new light is "one shade of grey!
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Julia Orwell
My first thought was that they're skimping on black pigment. If they really wanted to make a nice bible they'd have made it blue.